My Imaginary Friends: The Housewives

Even though I only leave my apartment around twice a month, I never feel lonely.

And that's because I have friends all across the country, from all walks of life.

NeNe, Teresa, Vicki...

My very best friend is of course the queen-- LISA VANDERPUMP.

And for the first time in all these years, I talked to her on the phone.

That's right, I called into Watch What Happens Live and I was the first caller.

It was the best of times and it was the worst of times. Yes I got to talk to my two heroes Andy Cohen and LISA. But in the terror of it all, I accidentally called her dog Puffy, the wrong name.

Anyways, here's the best moment of my life: